i am not a kinder egg

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

omgtsn:

we are birbwe must dance

omgtsn:

we are birb

we must dance

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

jeffrothehomo:

On the phone with the bay

jeffrothehomo:

On the phone with the bay

dongkey-kong:

*Rests my hands behind my head like i’m walking with my friends in a shonen anime

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

uhmeliamay:

when bae won’t give you head 

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